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Friday, April 25, 2003  


been in back to back meetings all morning. here's a few noteworthy links fo' yo' punk asses. likely the only update for the day...

in a preview of this weekend's Hip Hop Summit, The Grizz takes a look at hip hop's influence on our culture, yo.

The Morning News takes a second look at The Stone Roses "Second Coming" ...

the latest in a flurry of articles about The White Stripes was published on Slate.

who knew? Rolling Stone issues a report on all of the artists who are jackin' the beat of 50 Cent's "In Da Club", including Beyonce and Bubba Sparxx.

ever wondered what the cultural impact of the remote control was? if so, check out this article in the LA Times.

looks like The Lions will be drafting Charles Rogers.

last but not least, probably the funniest article from The Onion in a long time: Harsh Light Of Morning Falls On One Night Stand's DVD Collection (link from Nummer).

posted by uncle grambo |
Thursday, April 24, 2003  

singapore sling

breaking news courtesy of Yahoo Singapore! Angelina Jolie gets Khmer script tattoo in Thailand!!!

oscar winner Angelina Jolie

must be a slow news day in Singapore (not to mention on whatevs.org) ...

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veni vidi voicemail

left on my work voicemail at 1:57pm EST today. the message was from The Grizz and was 17 seconds long. for those not in the know, he and Mandypantalons are out in Cali for this weekend's Coachella Festival...

"hey dude, it's me. ah, chillin' in Santa Monica right now. lookin' at the, ah, Coachella line-up and on Sunday night the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Interpol, Fischerspooner and Richie Hawtin are all playing at the same time. try to figure that one out, dude. PEACE!"

posted by uncle grambo |

hott newz

anyone who knows me well knows of my impeccable Alan Thicke impression. "mike ... carol ... mmmmaaaagggggie!" which is why it makes me so sad to report that he lost five teeth and required 30 stitches after getting hit with a hockey puck.

good news for Jane's Addiction fans. looks like they're close to inking a deal with Capitol Records to release their first studio album in 13 years on june 24. take THAT, My Bloody Valentine!

what a wookie! b.b. fett and other George Lucas disciples will be happy to hear this news: Chewbacca In Episode III (link courtesy of Nummer)

posted by uncle grambo |

should i cancel my subscription right away or wait two minutes?

just so you don't get confused, I actually support the Dixie Chicks. i think that it's really sad that those who voice any sort of criticism against the government are being branded as anti-American traitors (incl. Sarandon, Robbins, Penn, et al.). it's McCarthyism, 2003 stizz. sure they're actors (or in this case, musicians) and frankly their comments don't really amount to a hill of beans, but it's extremely frightening to see that an off-the-cuff remark by Natalie Maines at an overseas concert results in her band being boycotted by Clear Channel.

that being said, let me go on the record as saying that in no way, shape or form do I support Newd Dixie Chicks on the cover of EW. now that's just plain gross. the "dude" on the left has Extreme Guy Face that makes Rene Russo look like Gisele and the little pudgy chick in the middle has been airbrushed even more than Kelly Clarkson! despite the fact that the right Chick doesn't look half bad, I'll likely pass out when I open up my mailbox this weekend to retrieve my EW. who knew that EW actually stood for EWWWWW?!?

posted by uncle grambo |
Wednesday, April 23, 2003  

i always told ya that Bright Eyes was a sell-out!

allegedly the latest victim of Winona Rizz!

bright eyes and big lips

(link via Stereogum)

posted by uncle grambo |

two things i hate about corporate bathrooms...

1) dudes who spit into the urinal right before they piss. c'mon now! there's no need for that fellas. it's not like you're drunk at a Bon Jovi concert or pissing in a trough at Michigan Stadium! durst!

2) dudes who pull their pants ALL THE WAY DOWN when they're taking a D. seriously, are these guys afraid of getting shit on their Slates / Dockers / whatever the eff they wear? no need! can't you shatt like a man and not like a Baby Stewie? SARS!

posted by uncle grambo |

more nude czj!

despite the fact that Gawker has received a cease and desist for publishing the link to Catherine Zeta-Durst newd, whatevs.org is proud to have discovered another sickeningly gross photo that will surely result in the loss of all her former Academy Award buzz! this time she's nude AND jumping! take THAT, latifah! click here!

posted by uncle grambo |

unintentional pull quote of the year

"("The Real Cancun") is full of sex, wet T-shirt contests, girls making out with one another, tons of talk about sex, a teeny bit of snorkeling, Jell-O shots (if you don't know what that is, they may actually card you for being too old to see the film) and -- did I mention sex already?"

-from Los Angeles Times movie columnist Patrick Goldstein (full article here)

opens friday 4.25.03

posted by uncle grambo |

look who's number one

after months of lingering doubt as to whether her "American Idol" buzz had worn off, Kelly Clarkson will enter next week's Billboard album chart at #1 after selling "about" 300,000 copies of her debut album, "Thankful." while those aren't exactly world beating numbers, they more than exceed most of the industry's expectations. and i'll go on record right now and say that Kelly's first week numbers will best Madonna's sales next week. "american life" (the song) is starting to grow on me, but it hasn't exactly set fire to radio quite yet. but how best was her performance on MTV last night? madge = best of all-time. that perf of "like a prayer" gave me the chills. although i was gotta admit that I was disappointed that there was no Kurt Loder interview, just that semi-lame retrospective voice-over to begin the show. i thought that Kurt and Madge were besties? so much chemistry! so much sexual tension! so much Courtney Hole buzz!

on a completely unrelated note, I'm not very happy with Best Buy right about now. i had a Best Buy credit card that was burning a hole in my pocket last nizz, but no inventory was hangin' around for me to represent with (other than the new Madge disc). i wanted to pick up the new Daniel Lanois, the new Gemma Hayes and even an old Sparklehorse CD. while they had literally hundreds of Pete Yorn discs (shout out to Damore), they were conspicously Durst when it came to mid-major releases. SARS.

miss number one

posted by uncle grambo |
Tuesday, April 22, 2003  

the debut of Radar

if for no other reason, you should go out and pick up the debut issue of Radar (on newsstands now) based solely on the fact that they included this photo. Andrew McBesty in yet another "deer caught in headlights" photo ... best!


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it's on like donkey kong

after months of rumour, innuendo and speculation, it certainly appears that this year's Detroit Electronic Music Festival (rechristened as Movement 2003) is on for Memorial Day wknd. reports broke in both The DetNews and The Freep today announcing that festival chairman Derrick May will be announcing this year's line-up during a May 2nd press conference. techno wizard / local legend Jeff Mills will be headlining the festival (at least according to Brian McCollum), and it looks like Richie Hawtin is planning on throwing another of his (in?)famous Minus bashes. as obvs, developing ...

posted by uncle grambo |

makes oscar nominee queen latifah look like kate moss!

ever wondered what a hideously pregnant and nude Catherine Zeta-Obvs looked like smoking a cigarette? Wonder no more! (careful at work -- link via Gawker)

posted by uncle grambo |

dye it baby one more time

four words: yucky slutty ugh ugh.

it sucks to only be 21 and look like you're 412.

posted by uncle grambo |

extended hiatus

hey kids. i'm just getting back to work this morning from an extended Easter vacation and i am positively swamped. probably no updates until later this evening. but you never know!

yours in obvs,
-uncle grambo

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"I started out with a lot of Audioslave or anything Chris Cornell -- it helped with the aggression. And Chris Webber from the [Sacramento] Kings. There's a real sweetness behind his eyes, but he's pissed off."
Brad Pitt on the sources of inspiration for his character in "Troy"
be like mark

loretta lynn - van lear rose


king of new york (special edition)


john kennedy toole - a confederacy of dunces

adventures w/disposable income
date: 5.8.04
source: CVS
amount: $19.48
(1) liter of Captain's
(2) liters of DC w/lime
(1) mother's day card

snl season 29
by Nummer & H-Bomb
where's grambo?
may 10: the strokes @ state theatre
may 15: cardigans @ magic stick
may 17: softball league @ 8:30pm
may 17: last tourist @ small's (10pm)
may 24: softball league @ 6:10pm
may 27: sea ray / stills @ st. andrews
june 6: dido @ fox theater
june 7: softball league @ 7:20pm
june 14: softball @ 6:10pm
june 19: jessica's graduation party
june 21: softball @ 8:30pm
june 28: softball @ 6:10pm
july 3 - july 11: vacation @ TBD
july 12: softball @ 7:20pm
july 19: softball @ 7:20pm
july 26: softball @ 9:40pm
august 2: softball @ 7:20pm
august 14: nuptial buzz w/c friggs + lescal!!!
october 23: nuptial buzz w/the grizz + mandypants!!!
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van helsing
walking tall
scooby doo 2: monsters unleashed
dawn of the dead
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
starsky & hutch
girl next door
re-imagines "Risky Business" with Vivid Girls instead of prostitutes; marks Elisha Cuthbert's arrival as an alluring, big screen sex symbol.
Despite the best efforts of TrachtenBest, suffers greatly from a lack of forward momentum (scriptwise) and some remarkably bland casting
along came polly
aside from Philip Seymour Best Ever's performance ("RAIN DANCE!"), I vastly preferred this when it was called "Dharma And Greg."
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