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Tuesday, December 30, 2003  


dateline chicago. tuesday, december 30th. The Grizz proposes to Mandypants* ... and she says "obvs"! best engagement evs, congratulations to the happy couple and all that jazzercise!


posted by uncle grambo |


pheds RULE!i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, ifyouknowwhatimsayin. fuckin G Dubz and his cronies at the FDA have announced that they are banning the sale of ephedra early next year! get the eff outta tizz, how is your Uncle Grambo supposed to maintain his svelte figure without his daily dose of Mini-Thins? to quote Peabs, "I eat Mini-Thins / I snort Ritalin / I take Metabolife / Because it is my life" ... for reals. since when did a few overdoses here and there restult in a full-fledged ban on a product that provides joy and a cheap quick buzz to so many hardworking WT folks like myself? no buzz ... literally! looks like i picked the wrong weeks to stop doing so much blow, it's back on the Bolivian Marching Powder for me. shmears.

in news that made Damore do backflips all the way down Jefferson, Fox recently announced that Jason Priestly will be joining the cast of "Tru Calling" early next year. sources revealed that Brandon Walsh will be involved in a seven episode arc, but no word on whether or not Jim and Cindy will be moving in with Tru Dushku.

note to Elvis Mitchell: lay off the crack pipe, holmes. how else can you explain the selection of "Pirates" as his #1 Film of 2003? "Pirates", are you for reals? yeah, it was entertaining i suppose, but the movie was easily 40 minutes too long and frankly just not that great. now i heart Keira Knightley as much (if not more) than the next guy, but that hardly qualifies a film as a masterpiece (if she got nakes, then that would be an entirely different story). at least A.O. Scott ("Master and Commander") and Stephen Holden ("Angels In America") had the common decency to proofread their selections before going to press with them.

The DetNews previews the new Stevie Yzerman game for the X-Box. too bad X-Box has no buzz. when Little Stevie Y decides to make a game for GameCube, i'm so there.

least important press announcement evs? Hootie And The Blowfish endorse John Edwards for president ... now that'll push him over the edge! as of press time, no word on who The Spin Doctors are choosing to endorse, but rumour has it they're leaning towards Dean. duh.

fuck yeah. Chelsea Clinton spotted bumpin' and grindin' with Marky Mark Wahlberg. R. Kelly stizz. good vibrations, yo.

Vice explores the hot button topic of threesomes and declare that they "blow" ... crap, there goes my New Year's plans! looks like i'm going to have to amend my resolutions for 2004 as well. bovs. and in related threesome news, Kramer, George and Elaine attempt to put the Manute Bol block on the highly anticipated Seinfeld DVDs. what a bunch of crybaby bitch asses, apparently the three aren't happy with the show that made them international superstars and millionaires dozens and dozens of time over. still, you have to wonder what the appeal is to having Seinfeld on DVD ... it's on like nineteen times daily as it is. do i really need a commentary track to explain the evolution of The Soup Nazi? er, not so much. i veto. "seinfeld" buzz comes courtesy of Beat Royalty.

The Old Grey Lady parties with The Suicide Girls. not half as fun as partying with The FOW Nation, this i guarantee you.

more Best Of 2003 goodness for you. Miss Modernage turns in her Top Ten Records of the year and Rob Theakston gets jiggy with three top ten lists (Top Reissues / Comps, Top Films, Top "Things"). also, over at The Vacation Home of Lindsayism, Lindsay recaps her Top Six Films of 2003 ("Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle" buzz ... hott!). all three are hella essential. as for your Uncle Grambo, i seem to have misplaced my scribbled list of 2k4 Grahammy Award winners in the field of music ... no buzz. i'm working on a collaboration with the delectable Cinecultist for 2003's "Hott List" ... look for an early 2004 pub date. and my Grahammy Film Awards should be out around the time of Oscar nominations (late Jan buzz); it always takes a little longer for this list to be released as a lot of late year indie hottness doesn't make it's way to The D until January. shmears. but trust me kiddies, said lists will be worth the wait.

happy New Year's, yo. rememms, get them Mini Thins while you can.

posted by uncle grambo |
"I started out with a lot of Audioslave or anything Chris Cornell -- it helped with the aggression. And Chris Webber from the [Sacramento] Kings. There's a real sweetness behind his eyes, but he's pissed off."
Brad Pitt on the sources of inspiration for his character in "Troy"
be like mark

loretta lynn - van lear rose


king of new york (special edition)


john kennedy toole - a confederacy of dunces

adventures w/disposable income
date: 5.8.04
source: CVS
amount: $19.48
(1) liter of Captain's
(2) liters of DC w/lime
(1) mother's day card

snl season 29
by Nummer & H-Bomb
where's grambo?
may 10: the strokes @ state theatre
may 15: cardigans @ magic stick
may 17: softball league @ 8:30pm
may 17: last tourist @ small's (10pm)
may 24: softball league @ 6:10pm
may 27: sea ray / stills @ st. andrews
june 6: dido @ fox theater
june 7: softball league @ 7:20pm
june 14: softball @ 6:10pm
june 19: jessica's graduation party
june 21: softball @ 8:30pm
june 28: softball @ 6:10pm
july 3 - july 11: vacation @ TBD
july 12: softball @ 7:20pm
july 19: softball @ 7:20pm
july 26: softball @ 9:40pm
august 2: softball @ 7:20pm
august 14: nuptial buzz w/c friggs + lescal!!!
october 23: nuptial buzz w/the grizz + mandypants!!!
twenty word reviews
van helsing
walking tall
scooby doo 2: monsters unleashed
dawn of the dead
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
starsky & hutch
girl next door
re-imagines "Risky Business" with Vivid Girls instead of prostitutes; marks Elisha Cuthbert's arrival as an alluring, big screen sex symbol.
Despite the best efforts of TrachtenBest, suffers greatly from a lack of forward momentum (scriptwise) and some remarkably bland casting
along came polly
aside from Philip Seymour Best Ever's performance ("RAIN DANCE!"), I vastly preferred this when it was called "Dharma And Greg."
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