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Wednesday, December 24, 2003  

and the wind cried mary

she is your queen and you WILL bow to her! The New York Times profiles (yet again) the"Master of the Self-Referential Realm of Blogs", Miss Mary Elizabeth Spiers. the article's author, Shaila K. Dewan, manages to extract a few noteworthy biographical factoids from Lizzie that you probably haven't read before. while every blog stalker worth their salt understands that she grew up in Wetumpka, AL, i bet you didn't know that she was a high school cheerleader! cheerleaders always have buzz in your Uncle Grambo's book, i'm betting that scans from the ole high school yearbook will appear online within a matter of weeks. hott. but the biggest bombshell reveals that Miss Spiers doesn't pronounce her last name like Britney's ... instead it's pronounced SPY-ers! who knew?

you had me at hellothe big news around Detroit these days is the fact that Jack White got charged with aggravated assault for going all Crouching Tiger, Hidden Garage Rocker on Jason Von Bondie. while aggravated assualt is only a misdemeanor charge, Little Jackie White could end up in the slammer for up to a year if convicted. but what you didn't read in the local fishwraps is that Zellweggs rushed immediately from a taping of Letterman on Monday to fly back to The D and stand by her man ... whateva all you playa haters out there have said about Zellweggs in the past, I am demanding a retraction. that is some straight up BF / GF dedication hottness going on there, can you imagine Nicole flying out to be by the side of Lenny? hellzno! i like Renee more and more each day.

other than these two stories, there are only a few other noteworthy events going on in the last quiet hours before Christmas:

and in what would have been the best Christmas present of all time, the paparazzi came THISCLOSE to catching Brit Brit topless ... damn, yo. she's looking a little haggard after what appeared to be a night of Partying Harder than Andrew WK, but STILL! topless Brit Brit is topless Brit Brit is topless Brit Brit. dig? oh well, i guess that just gives us all something to look forward to in 2004. bovs.


posted by uncle grambo |
Tuesday, December 23, 2003  

holiday xxx-travaganza

damore's ... so hott! multiple kegs! dozens of Secret Santa gifts! hotties shakin' their thangs to "Room On Fizz"! multiple outfit changes from the host! so much ham! homemade meatballs! everyone so drizzed! GKVibe in classic form! for those of you who missed it or ditched early, you missed the hottness. here's a few snaps that capture the spirit of the evening, enjoy...

E-Dubz gets a hott piece of JP McKrengels' ass

Mandypants*, Too Short and The Grizz are infused with the Xmas Spizz

At Left: Damore's pornographic cork remover, At Rizz: Seantizz enjoying all kindsa meatballs in his mizz

JP McKrengels, your Uncle Grambo and The Gorilla always represent full force

Drink Sparks*!!!

so much Carlos D influence up in this piece!


Uncle Grambo walks away with a rare copy of John Denver + The Muppets from his Secret Santa, Miss Jen Rio!

we can go and get `40s ... or Dom ... whateva works!

if you couldn't already tell, whatevs.org is off for the holidays. i will be posting sporadically (and erotically) over the next two weeks, but in the interim, I suggest you visit the right hand side of this page for full fledged daily hottness. stay best and happy holidays to you and yours!

Uncle Grambo

posted by uncle grambo |
Monday, December 22, 2003  

mad world

upset city, baby! Gary Jules' cover of "Mad World" tops The Darkness for England's Christmas #1! massive buzz, except when it comes time to get paid, yo. virtually all of the royalties will go to Tears For Fears, who wrote the song and recorded the original back in 1982.

and while I work on getting clearances from all of the appropriate parties, here are two quick shots from Saturday night's blowout Christmas party (hosted by Damore, obvs). enjoy!

posted by uncle grambo |
"I started out with a lot of Audioslave or anything Chris Cornell -- it helped with the aggression. And Chris Webber from the [Sacramento] Kings. There's a real sweetness behind his eyes, but he's pissed off."
Brad Pitt on the sources of inspiration for his character in "Troy"
be like mark

loretta lynn - van lear rose


king of new york (special edition)


john kennedy toole - a confederacy of dunces

adventures w/disposable income
date: 5.8.04
source: CVS
amount: $19.48
(1) liter of Captain's
(2) liters of DC w/lime
(1) mother's day card

snl season 29
by Nummer & H-Bomb
where's grambo?
may 10: the strokes @ state theatre
may 15: cardigans @ magic stick
may 17: softball league @ 8:30pm
may 17: last tourist @ small's (10pm)
may 24: softball league @ 6:10pm
may 27: sea ray / stills @ st. andrews
june 6: dido @ fox theater
june 7: softball league @ 7:20pm
june 14: softball @ 6:10pm
june 19: jessica's graduation party
june 21: softball @ 8:30pm
june 28: softball @ 6:10pm
july 3 - july 11: vacation @ TBD
july 12: softball @ 7:20pm
july 19: softball @ 7:20pm
july 26: softball @ 9:40pm
august 2: softball @ 7:20pm
august 14: nuptial buzz w/c friggs + lescal!!!
october 23: nuptial buzz w/the grizz + mandypants!!!
twenty word reviews
van helsing
walking tall
scooby doo 2: monsters unleashed
dawn of the dead
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
starsky & hutch
girl next door
re-imagines "Risky Business" with Vivid Girls instead of prostitutes; marks Elisha Cuthbert's arrival as an alluring, big screen sex symbol.
Despite the best efforts of TrachtenBest, suffers greatly from a lack of forward momentum (scriptwise) and some remarkably bland casting
along came polly
aside from Philip Seymour Best Ever's performance ("RAIN DANCE!"), I vastly preferred this when it was called "Dharma And Greg."
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