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Friday, June 14, 2002
reading between the lines
when johnny rez of the goo goo dolls sings "somehow here is gone", the "here" he references apparently equals a plate full of double cheeseburgers. c'mon J.Reznick, don't go all Rob Thomas on us!posted by uncle grambo |
ok, i'll admit it.
i have let you all down. launched in January 2002 in a blaze of glory, what evs (dot org) was shaping up to be a revolutionary tour-de-force in the supercharged and competitive worlds of publishing, entertainment and online porn. hell, we all remember the time that The Squirrel broke the news that Miss Jackson (if you're nasty) and Mr. Naked Bongo Player were an item. we CERTAINLY remember the time that The Giors waxed poetic about his addiction to Chasey Lain and Kobe Tai flix.
then came april 2, 2002. dizzy from the exhilaration of updating what evs (dot org) two times in one week, i became fat + overconfident. the result? as you all know, from that point the site went dark. i could go on and on with excuses about how i got really busy producing the new OnStar Magazine or how the Glinka wedding took up a lot of free time or how i've been umbilically attached to my PS2 lately, but that would not be a good use of our time here today.
what is a good use of our collective time is the following announcement -- it is w/great pleasure and excitement that i relay to you, the loyal (if slightly dismayed) denizens of Planet FOW, that what evs (dot org) is back open for business. as you can plainly see, i have spent some time updating the code (and design) of the site. i am now able to update the site from any computer with internet access (!!!), without having to spend anywhere from four to six hours hand-coding HTML pages. this is tigs, for obvious reasons. no longer will the unbearably tedious exercise of coding stand in my way, now i'm free to bring you the latest and greatest at a moments notice.
but i don't want to ramble on like Led Zep. i just want to thank you all (including you Netscape users who couldn't see the old version of the site) for your continued interest. i suggest surfing through a few times per week just to catch up, but as we go on i'm hoping you'll develop a crack-like addiction to my musings. the site's new catchphrase is "piping hot content for your sexy bod", and that's what i intend to provide. so keep your sexy bod clickin' on over to what evs (dot org), and i promise to be your Johnny Gill and rub your temporal lobes the right way.
l8sposted by uncle grambo |
Thursday, June 13, 2002
more testingposted by uncle grambo |
more testing after hours and hours of coding last night...let's see if this works, yoposted by uncle grambo |