November 9, 2007

Olivia Munn! Kissing!! GIRLS!!!

To quote LL, it gets no rougher.

Between this recockulous p0wnage (which will be going viral today, just you wait and see) and The Fiddler’s recent propers, your Uncle Grambo is proud to report that Munn is finally beginning to reap the buzz that I began sowing way back in May of Oh Six. Natch. MUNN!

November 8, 2007

Bovs On Those Tees

Literally and figuratively. The Goldenfiddle t-shirt. As modeled by longtime JP McKrengels fave Raymi The Minx. Specifically designed to, and your Uncle Grambo quotes, “to accentuate your fantastic breasts” (and, apparently, your fantastic nippons). Now available in Nicole Richie, Lauren Conrad, Kate Winslet and Tyra Banks sizes. It’s highly advised to get while the gettin’ be good.

The Goldenfiddle T-Shirt, as modeled by Raymi The Minx

May 3, 2007

Once You Go Black(Berry), You Never Go Back(Berry)

The Sweeter The Blackberry, The Sweeter The Juice

Poor Mo Rocca. In what will likely go down in history as the single most desperate attempt to hitch a ride on the viral video bandwagon, the bespectacled talking head has accepted a R.I.M. job as Blackberry’s “Comedy Correspondant” (whatever THAT means). In a series of painfully unfunny video shorts, Mr. Rocca took to the streets of New York to (and I quote) “coach BlackBerry users on how to express their love for [their] smartphones.” Yikers Island. Although there appears to be two episodes (titled “Spaceship” and “CIA”, respectively) in the can that haven’t yet made their online debut, your Uncle Grambo is pretty sure that the dudes over at Super Deluxe and Funny Or Die won’t exactly be tripping over themselves to sign the flailing Mo to a production deal.