“And now I know just how Ultra felt / Now I know just how Ultra felt / As the flames rose to her roman nose / And her iPod started to melt.”

Predictably, Sarah Lewitinn’s appearance as covergirl of this week’s Village Voice has got The Internets goin’ nuts. And just as you’d expect when you put someone as polarizing as Ultra on the cover, there’s no shortage of either positive or negative coverage. And, as you’d ALSO expect, there are even bloggers out there covering the coverage (notably, FourFour’s excellent dissection). So rather than rehash and reheat what others have already said, your Uncle Grambo is gonna take a fresh approach and ask the ONE question that EVERYONE else is afraid to … exactly WHAT song is playing on Ultra’s melting iPod?

That’s right, people. While others choose to debate her the sales figures of her first book, your Uncle Grambo is out there asking the TOUGH questions. While I wasn’t able to actually confirm with the source (although I did try), I’m comfortable telling you that the mp3 file in question is none other than “Small Parts” by The Oohlas (one of the artists on Ultra’s roster)! REVEALED!

Yep, that’s right folks. Even while faced with the very real possibility that one of her precariously sheathed breasts might pull a Tara Reid at any second, she was able to utilize her marketing acumen to ensure that both art and commerce were simultaneously served during his cover shoot. As Jables would say, that’s fucking teamwork!

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