Mario Party DS! November 19th! Watch the trailer! Pre-order that shit! Exclamation points! Your Uncle Grambo’s only regret is that I don’t know anyone else in New York who owns a DS. Think that’ll stop me from buying the latest installment of the greatest video game series ever invented? Negative Ghost Rider, your pattern is FULL!

I said it before, but I’ll say it again. If The Muggs are the Next Great American Band, I’m moving to Slovakia. Or maybe Bratislava.

The freshman bitties at MSU are nowhere near as hot as they were two years ago. The same cannot be said for the NSFdubs dorms of C-Bus. [via Big Ten Poon]

Cowboy Junkies. Performed “The Trinity Sessions” in its entirety. In London. Two weeks ago. How come no one told me about this?

Does the Fiddler have a foot fetish? We’re going with “YES!”

R.I.P Mo Pitkins.

Are tempura pumpkin blossoms the new zucchini flowers? No-eye-deer (and No Eye Becky Irabu). Howevs, we will go on record saying we will eat anything that’s been deep fried in sweet, sweet tempura. Even looseleaf paper … but only if it’s college-ruled!

Big ups to The Heff for pointing out the oh-so-fab vlog (Ed. Note - “vlog” = worst word evs) I Do Nothing All Day. Awesome extension of a concept first pioneered by the seminal (heh) Office Pirates featch, “Women Walking Around During Lunchtime.” Btw, every day in NYC is like this. At least in Midtown during the lunching hours, that is. Which begs the q, why are you still living where you live? Seers.

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