Your Uncle Grambo hasn’t been to a music festival since Coachella (ella ella eh eh eh) in 2005. It’s not that I no longer enjoy festivals, it’s been more that there hasn’t been a lineup strong enough to convince me to endure the strains they put on my aging bod. With that in mind, this video, shot and edited by the incomparable Dirty McKean, sure makes me wish I had hit up Lollapalooza `07 in Chi-Town last weekend. Hopefully I’ll make it out next year, fellas. Blahhhh!

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Your Uncle Grambo spent Mother’s Day weekend back in The D™. Rather than get all verbose on your asses about what an incredible time it was, I’ll let the snaps do the talking. Natch.

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Pop quiz, asshole. You run the American Broadcasting Company. One of your flagship shows, “Desperate Housewives,” is on life support and in DIRE need of a ratings boost. What do you do? WHAT! DO! YOU! DO!?!

Answer? You sexify your show, STAT. But instead of trotting out that tiny trollop on the payroll in yet ANOTHER skimpy outfit, you turn to something hotter. Something newer. Something … prettier.

Yep. That’s right. You hire Peabs. Or, more accurately, the closest thing that Los Angeles has to Peabs. A Peabs doppleganger named John Bobek. Not only does this Bobek doofus TOTALLY rip off the Peabs look (circa `03), his website reveals that he too is a singer/songwriter! What a poseur. Rumour has it that The Peabs Doppleganger, in order to compensate for his inferior bod, even brings a Bill Cosby look-a-like with him to all of his auditions … DEVELOPING!

[all credit for this post goes to Mandypants, whose eagle eyes and predilection for “D.H.” enabled this breaking story to be broken]

UPDATE: More photographic evidence … REVEALED AFTER THE JUMP!
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