Baron Davis. Some say donning the Bullet Fedora this weekend makes him the best Baron since The Beer Baron. Rex Banner and Mark Cuban, be damned!

• Michael Bublé wants us to call him irresponsible. Too bad we already call him dildo.

• Hey History Channel. I know that you’re coming to grips with the fact that your audience isn’t getting any younger, but shouldn’t you be thinking of ways to diversify your programming without taking a dump on the Greatest Generation? Band Of Bloggers my ASS!

• Is there a more useless continent than Australia? Seriously, can’t think of a SINGLE redeeming quality that Australia brings to the table (save maybe Naomi Watts). The fact that they imported Kristin Cavallari to spice up their MTV Music Awards just proves that the entire nation is devoid of any buzz whatsoevs.

• Oh, New York Times. Sometimes I think you do stupid things just so bloggers like your Uncle Grambo will link to you. At least that’s what I’m hoping. I couldn’t come up with any other reasons to justify the existence of a headline like “DJ AM: His Life, Times, Shoes” running in their Styles section yesterday. That said, propers are due for going to Nick Catchdubs for a choice quote.

• Ever since Acceptable debuted, I’ve kinda been crushing on Jen Kirkman. Let’s just say that I’m buying whatever it is that she’s selling.

• Jeffrey Wells. Read him, know him, love him. This recap of an encounter with Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson is worth the price of admission in and of itself. Even better? There’s no admission price!

• Welcome back, Herbert Kornfeld! It’s been two long years since we last heard from you. Please don’t make it another two years, Zweibel!

Lastly, your Uncle Grambo would like to award a special Medal Of Brilltascity to Ken Paves (pictured below) for convincing Jessica Simpson to dye her hair brown. As Steven Tyler would say, J. Simpson has been lookin’ F-I-N-E Fine ever since discovering what brown can do for her. Burrito supreme! [pics via Egotastic]

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Vanegas. Really?

Detour Mag. Watch for it.

Billy Marks. King Of Beer Pong.

Hayden Panettiere. Licking, Kissing, & Sticking things in her mouth.

Amanda Bynes. Is she in Toronto? Or is she in New York? Parts currently unknown.

Bruce Springsteen. Busking in Amsterdam. Revealed.

Murray Hill. Some say up and coming.

Young Manhattanite. Always controversial. Always best.

Avril Lavigne. The verdicts are in. Fiddler says boring. The Grizz concurs. As does Nummer. As does Damore.

Tommy Amaker. Good riddance.

Jessica Simpson. Reminding us why we cared in the first place.

Joy Harmon. Makes George Kennedy sweaty. Inspirado for every one of the “Bikini Car Wash” films. Puts Jessica Simpson’s performance in “Boots” to shame. [via Data What?]

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