Little known fact. If you point your toes when you jump, you use 32 more muscles than you do if you don’t point your toes. Or so Coach Belote taught me during plyometrics training back in the early `90s. Come to think of it, he was probably full of shit.

Another little known fact. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (for the rubes, she’s the second one from the right) is the hottest thing since sliced bread. She’s also hotter than Slice (the soda, bovs), sliced pizza or, quite frankly, anything else that can be sliced. Her head and tail are heads and tails hotter than anyone else in the cast of “Grindhouse” by a country kilometer. This video from the Vanity Fair photo shoot should provide ample evidence to support your Uncle Grambo’s case. Some say hottest cheerleader since Jen Monahan.

Okay, because you asked, here’s your Uncle Grambo’s official ranking of Grindhouse babes, categorized from Hottie Tottie to Bogus Maximus: M.E. Winstead, Rosario Dawson (those bombs!), Vanessa Ferlito (clearly Jeffrey Wells’ fave), Sydney Tamiia Poitier (who, from the looks of it, has mad hops), Marley Shelton (still has lots of potential), Jordan Ladd (who knew she was so short, anyway?), Tracie Thorns (nowhere near as buzzworthy as Tracey Thorn), Rose McGowan (so nast) and Zoe Bell (who, btw, damn near ruined the movie with her terrible acting, terrible accent and even more terrible faccia).

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