Dude, the Snorg Tees Girl is making a real run at being one of Grambo’s Gals for the calendar year 2007. Not only is she teh cuteness, but there’s something about her ability to straddle the line between mystery and ubiquity that appeals to your Uncle Grambo. She’s one to watch, my friends. One to watch!

While we’re talking Grambo’s Gals of posts past, Olivia Munn is still burning up, burning up for my love. To that end, JP McKrengels just unearthed this clip of Munn talking about her favorite Confederate soldier, Colonel Angus. Giggity.

• Memo to The Shins: Hey, love that music video where you guys ride Segways! Only thing is, I loved it so much more when Guster did it … FOUR MONTHS AGO! If you’re gonna hoark Yonkman’s buzz, at least have the common courtesy to properly attribute the inspirado, yo.

• The list of things your Uncle Grambo doesn’t understand is long and distinguished (just like my johnson). Near the top of said list is Andrew WK’s emergence as a Keynote Speaker (of sorts). It’s not that I don’t like WK — it’s tough to hate someone whose sole purpose in life is to party hard — it’s just tough to fathom that anyone who has ever seen him speak (as The Grizz, The Senator and your Uncle Grambo did back in November) would describe his freeform QNA sessions as anything other than rambling and incoherent. That said, when WK breaks loose, he REALLY breaks loose. Witness what your Uncle Grambo shot here and here.

• Wells. Love him, but methinks he may have lost his marbles.

• This one’s for Damore: Eliza Dushku … in a thong … stripping (NSFW, obvs). [via ONTD]

• I know it’s been rough going over at Time Inc. of late. But if they think that their digital strategy is best served by sending a photog to take pictures of the Northwestern girls lacrosse team and their pitiful living quarters, might I suggest they think again?

• You thought the “Rocky and Bullwinkle” movie blew? Well you’re right, it did. Howevs, your Uncle Grambo’s pretty sure that the upcoming “Chipmunks” film starring Jason Lee will make “Rocky And Bullwinkle” look like “300.”

Oh yeah, “300″. SO! FREAKING! BEST! You say that it never registered with you on any sort of emotional level? I say SO WHAT! You want to get emotional? Grab a box of tampons and watch Lifetime. But if you want to see a movie described as “Tits. Violence. Anger. Repeat.”, that’s EXACTLY what you’ll get when you see “300.” And how about that Lena Headey (she played the wife of King Leonidas)? She’s got the face of a young Connie Nielsen and the nips of a young Farrah Fawcett (NSFW) … wowzers.

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