Allison’s Starting To Happen
The last time your Uncle Grambo gave even a passing thought to pole vaulting was during an EPIC battle of Decathalon with Matt Fleury back in the summer of 1985 (2600 stizz, natch). Howevs, thanks to a choice reveal by the good folks over at With Leather (fast becoming the Maxim of sports blogs, and I mean that as a compliment), methinks it’s high time to get back into track and field. Or, more accurately, it’s time to long jump my way onto the Allison Stokke bandwagon.
For the uninitiated, Allison is an 18 year-old California high school senior / pole vaulting champion. Yes, I said she’s still in high school. And yes, I also said that she’s 18. The way your Uncle Grambo figures it, that’s a wash, right? Irregardless, there’s no debating that Allison is the hottest hottie to hit the sports circuit since Anna Pornikova captured our fancy (and stole Sergei Federov’s heart) back in the mid `90s. She makes Sharapova look like Lindsey Davenport, she makes Julie Foudy look like Michelle Akers, and she makes Michelle Wie look like, well, every other golfer in the LPGA. It’s like someone finally brought the technology from “Weird Science” to fruition and Frankenstein’d the FUNK out of the genetic material of Emmanuelle Chiqrui and Sergei Bubka (sans the pinko commie buzz negativo of the former, hobvs). In other words, B-B-B-BEST! Color me smitten.
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1. t.a.m.s.y. wrote on May 9th, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Yikes. That girl has an incredible knack for vaulting poles. Also, she’s a successful athlete.
2. Donnie DiMauro wrote on May 9th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
I use Google Blog Search (per your sidebar question). If you’re looking for music, it’s broader in scope than the Hype Machine but narrower than the regular Google.
Also that very young girl is hot.
3. Stubbs wrote on May 10th, 2007 at 7:00 am
Nice Dando reset, Allison is Sofa King best.
4. .:DataWhat?:. wrote on May 10th, 2007 at 7:45 am
Hyar!
I was totally going to send you this picture. One of the first things I thought of when Allison was Revealed! was “Man, there’s one of Grambo’s Girls if ever I saw one.”
Slightly annoying YouTube interview Here:
The comments are the real gold medal.
5. gorilla wrote on May 10th, 2007 at 10:16 am
nice.
6. spencer wrote on May 11th, 2007 at 3:54 am
that youtube video is so filled with tent-pole double entendre it’s making the barrison sisters blush. and it’s stokke, lose the L.
7. Joe wrote on May 11th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Agree with this post on many counts, though I think Bubka (the latter, NOT the former) is dude with the pinko stain on him.
8. Gerard wrote on May 28th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
Be careful when you jump your way onto Allison’s bandwagon, or you might break your tibia. Like she did in practice the day after your post.
9. catsandbeer.com wrote on November 15th, 2007 at 2:49 am
holy balls that girl is cute
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