Beware The Stare Of Mary Shaw
Before we start with the pop cult vivisection, your Uncle Grambo would like to provide the FOW Nation with the handiest piece of info you’ll hear this week. Okay, say you’re a bit lost and you want a quick way to find an address or phone number. Rather than dial 411 or pop open your phone’s redonkulously slow web browser, try this hottness instead. Send a text to GOOGLE (466-453) with the name, city and state of the establishment that you are looking for. Within 10 seconds (give or take), Google will text you back w/the establishment’s address and phone number. Not only is it forFREE, it is also forREALZ. Technology! [credit: that random in the west village who taught The Senator and I this trick last night]
Now that you’re in possession of the handiest piece of information since Yahweh knows when, we can get on with the show. Bullet stizz. Natch.
- First things first. Take a look over in the first of the two right-hand sidebars. See that little section called “Catching My Eye”? Even when your Uncle Grambo gets to be the busiest busybody in the Eastern Time Zone (coming REAL soon), I will be sure to update that section at least a few times a day with prime time besteverness. Just so ya know.
- Second things second. While stranded in NYC this weekend (don’t ask), your Uncle Grambo managed to shake off the blahs long enough to catch a late Saturday afternoon screening of “Dead Silence.” While the film didn’t really deliver the kinds of scares that I was hoping for, I must say that it hit all the right notes when it came to setting the mood. From the use of the old-timey Universal Pictures production logo in the opening credits to the creepy funhouse score, the filmmakers hit the same kind of atmospheric notes in the film that you used to see during the Saturday afternoon Creature Features of the 1970s (yo Count Scary, holla atcha boi!). If yr into that sort of thing, “Dead Silence” is def worth Netflixing. Even if the twist makes no sense whatsoevs.
RELATED: So! Jealous! of the “Dead Silence” swag that showed up on Lisanti’s doorstep.
- The Onion’s AV Club got Win Butler of Arcade Fire to break down why he broke his guitar on SNL a few weeks back, which you’ll recall set off massive reverberations in The Blogosphere™. [via Gawker]
RELATED: Amy Poehler … Revealed! NY Times steez.
The evidence continues to pile up pointing towards “Knocked Up” as the runaway comedy sensation of Oh Seven.
RELATED: Your Uncle’s has already boldly predicted that “Knocked Up” will turn Katherine Heigl into America’s Next Top Sweetheart. But since it was posted during while this site was still in development, I thought I would resurface that buzz now. Obvs.
- Best interview evs? The Grizz interviews The Miz … now on video! Howevs, The Grizz loses points for not asking The Miz if he TF’d Coral’s bombs.
- Not watching Brotherhood 2.0 everyday? For SHAME. That means you missed your Uncle Grambo’s cameo AND John Green’s trip through the abandoned buildings of Dee-Troit. Easily the best vlog since Congdon’s tees got co-opted by Disney.
And finally, last Thursday night saw the much anticipated return of “The Showbiz Show With David Spade.” Everyone who’s ever read this here site knows how gay I am for “The Showbiz Show”; trust you me, last week’s episode did NOT disappoint. Although my fave bit¹ is not yet online, this segment entitled “While We Were Away” sums up the last six months in pop culture in fanfreakingtastic fashion. Sit back and laugh, yo.
¹No, not when Spade felt up Jessi Klein (although that was best). The best part of the show was Spade’s rant about “Ugly Betty”, obvs.








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10 Comments so far
1. tk wrote on March 19th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Come on Grambo, that shit’s been around since ‘05. You just need 46645, that extra 3 is 4 n00bz.
Also….Heigl? Yes. Uber hotness.
2. nargley wrote on March 19th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
1-800-FREE-411
1-800-373-3411
No drunken typing required. Sometimes you have to listen to a short ad.
Numbers, addresses, etc.
3. melina wrote on March 20th, 2007 at 10:59 am
I had Katherine Heigl pegged for greatness in her role as “Alexia Wheaton” in the 1996 movie “Wish Upon a Star”.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118178/
4. Uncle Grambo wrote on March 20th, 2007 at 11:10 am
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but n00bz will never hurt me. I say best trick evs!
5. Stubbs wrote on March 20th, 2007 at 11:15 am
Most teenage mouth breathers had her tagged for greatness back in ‘94 upon seeing “My Father the Hero”. Depardieu buzz.
6. Grizz wrote on March 20th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
I knew Heigl was going to be a star when I saw her in “Zyzzyx Rd.,” opening night-stizz.
7. Dave wrote on March 20th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Come on, Grambo, how can you give a shout-out to Count Scary but neglect Sir Graves Ghastly, who last I heard is still alive in a nursing home in Ohio. I doubt he surfs the web, but I bet his relatives read to him from Whatevs every day.
8. Uncle Grambo wrote on March 20th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Didn’t intend to discredit Sir Graves by any means, but holmes gave me all sortsa nightmares when I was younger. Incredible Melting Man stizz.
9. compson wrote on March 21st, 2007 at 1:58 pm
check out this mary shaw game…it’s nothing big, but it is definitely worth checking out. http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Sabotage/Unlock_the_Mystery_of_Mary_Shaw/
10. Liz wrote on March 21st, 2007 at 4:03 pm
David Spade segments like that make me yearn for the days of his time on Weekend Update. I needed a good laugh!