February 12, 2007

French Lick

Kat McPheeFrench Lick
[pics via SuperiorPics]

While we won’t know until Wednesday whether or not McPheever’s debut LP sold enough copies in its second week to stick in Billboard’s Top Ten, things aren’t looking promising for last year’s American Idol runner-up. As your Uncle Grambo first forewarned back in December, McPhee’s people don’t seem to understand that her appeal on the show was based more on her looks (specifically, her Rack-N-Back) than her pipes. To that end, not only did they fail at getting her record in stores in time to capitalize on the holiday rush, but now that her record has been released, THERE’S NO VIDEO TO SUPPORT IT! For an artist who rose to prominence on television, this is Mr. Bungle level miss by anyone and everyone associated with Miss McPhee.

To that end, I have a suggestion. Why not just loop this clip of McPheever frenching her own kneecaps for the entire three minute and 35 second duration of “Over It”? Giggity!

2 Comments so far

1. Ron Mwangaguhunga wrote on February 16th, 2007 at 9:41 pm

Jesus Christ this chick does it for me. I don’t know why, but she does.

2. Frank wrote on February 19th, 2007 at 8:04 pm

Me too, brutha. She is amazingly fine.

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