January 1, 2007

In Fact, There’s Nothing Happy About It

When asked to name the greatest minds of our times, most people are apt to regurgitate names like Einstein, Hawking, Salk or maybe even Fermi. Not your Uncle Grambo, no sir. My money’s on Jeffrey Wells.

Wells. Honestly. There is no rival for his all-time besteverness. Dude is LEGENDARY. Take, for instance, his thoughts on New Year’s Eve:

“Nothing’s ‘happy’…nobody’s ‘happy’ anywhere. At best, people are content, joyously turned on for the moment, laughing or telling a funny story or a good joke, placated, relaxed, energetic, enthused, full of dreams, generous of heart, intellectually alive…but ‘happy’?

I hate everything about New Year’s Eve, especially young guys going ‘ooowwwooooh!’ in animal bars as midnight approaches … We all know the same mistakes are going to be made over the next twelve months, and that the only thing certain is that everything will be more expensive twelve months from now.”

Animal bars! That hat! Wells! Can’t imagine a better start to 2007. Here’s hoping Lloyd and the boys keep up the 2007 hottness and BRING it this afternoon!

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